Published: October 02, 2009 12:33 pm      

Scout Lee: Survivor Samoa/Episode 3

Survivor Samoa/Episode 3



Bibba Di Bobba Di Boo! Ben is gone…Yahoo! Benjamin Beef Cake was one total jerk. One down and one more to go (Yep! You guessed it. The other is Russell, AKA “Tacky Tex” from Texas). Ben is like no “Southern boy with southern ways” that I know. This man is certifiably Bonkers. Everyone in the South waves and is friendly, Ben. Wake up, catch up, grow up! Both Ben and Tacky Tex of Foa Foa have thus far provided us with bottomless ignorance while espousing brilliance and power. I wonder if they have a clue how totally ignorant they both look! Glad Ben could announce his big poop to millions of fans before getting the boot! By the way, Ben. Rather than eat your flint starting and restarting the fire, how’s about just keeping your friggin’ fire going!

Jaison is THE MAN of the hour! Did he ‘Bring it’ at Tribal or what! The man is brilliant, kind, articulate, drop dead gorgeous, and fearless to speak from his heart. Jaison might be one of the greatest men to ever play this game. He reminds me of Earl, one of our past winners (We just hung out with Earl in Houston). From day one of this season I’ve been cheering out loud for Jaison to win this game. I’m hoping young people will hear Jaison say that “even a million dollars isn’t worth hanging out with a person as foul as Ben”. Let’s all tamp that lesson down deep in our souls and “draw lines in the sand” to protect our sacred personal space! How bold of Jaison to openly want to “trade Ben for Shambo”. Right on, Jaison! I agree with Jaison. Ben was a “mental plague” on the tribe.

Shambo has the right attitude about life and this game: “Be helpful and make relationships”. That All There is, folks! I’m hoping the girlfriend can pull it off. I’m concerned that her disdain for the 90210 clan at Galu will bite her in the butt. Hopefully her “Rambo Shambo Provider Role” will help her make it to the merge, where after she just might fare pretty well. Personally, Sham, starting the day with yoga is a durn good idea. By the way, is that a full Mullet hair do?

Galu is killin’ Foa Foa. Three straight wins for immunity has got to make Foa Foa drag in their tracks. Russell (of Galu) is a wise man. “Make the women happy and we’ll all be happy”. Trust me folks. Russell made the right decision: Comfort over function. Pillow, blankets, and mats means REST and possible sleep in some very cold weather. Sleep depravation is the worst of all things in Survivor. Sleep is a rare thing. Lack of sleep, hunger, constant dehydration, and the misery of having to hang out with people like Ben and Tacky Tex can really bend your back and steal your spirit. Russell of Galu knows that when the heart of a woman dies, the people perish! Keep the women and children happy and all will be happy. Even though Russell is a “function man” he knows he’s leading a “comfort tribe”. Right choice, Chief!

Even tho’ Tacky Tex continues to believe that he’s the only one playing the game, and that he’s on the worst tribe in Survivor history, he had to bend his will to Jaison who is currently running the show. I just don’t think Tacky Tex will ever have Jaison walking around like a zombie. Tex has a long ways to go to be “The Boss who’s runnin’ the show”. I personally wish the editing would catch more of our very own Dr. MickDreamy!

Did anyone hear Jeff say that the finale was going to be in Samoa? Email me details.

I want to thank Cindy Sheets for her blog last week. Great job, Girlfriend! I also want to congratulate our own Steve Pickett for winning THE HOUSTON SURVIVOR CHALLENGE. Steve beat out 20 past Survivors, including 2 past winners, and 19 other Survivor Fans. We grow ‘em tuff in Oklahoma!