Hello Butts County - April 5, 2006
“Hello. I’m 68 years old and I know my memory’s getting bad, but I can’t figure out what happened to supper time. Does anybody out there know what happened to it? It’s gone, and it was my favorite meal, and I miss it.”

Hello Butts County - March 29, 2006
“Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’, we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there, I’m eastbound just watch ol’ Bandit run.”

Hello, Butts County - March 22, 2006
"People: stop whining about the casinos. Men: you don't own the gym."

Hello, Butts County - March 15, 2006
"It's nothing personal, it's just a dog being a dog."

Hello, Butts County - March 8, 2006
"What Joe the Hobo said is the most important thing you're gonna read all year."

Hello, Butts County - March 1, 2006
"Butts County did not jump on the darn ball."

Hello, Butts County - February 22, 2006
"I just wanted you to know that I'm at the Daytona 500 and you're not."

Hello, Butts County - February 15, 2006
"I might not be pretty, but I can always lose weight."

Hello, Butts County - February 8, 2006
"I would like to say thank you to Roast Beef."

Hello, Butts County - January 25, 2006
You had 20 messages.

Hello, Butts County - February 1, 2006
You had 18 messages.

Hello, Butts County - January 18, 2006
You had 13 messages.

Hello, Butts County - January 4, 2006
You had 12 messages.

Hello, Butts County - January 11, 2006
You had 13 messgaes.